So after several drink recipes and several more jokes it was my turn. This is what I came up with:
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Tiger Blood #4
1.5oz Fernet Branca
1.5oz grapefruit juice
0.25oz cinnamon syrup
Shake. Cure your mind. Strain through your fingertips in to a glass made of poetry.
Check out the other drinks and some joke/quote tweets. Then maybe try the drinks, or something.